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demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.
fenrispenris:

mydadisindianajones:

fenrispenris:

orlesianscum:

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

and just before you walk in “This is Markarth, traveler, safest city in the Reach!”

dude, this place is such a ba sing se brainwashing government cover up type thing

Yet they have the coolest houses. *Seethe*

But the beds are made out of stone

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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loveistheworstkiller:

favourite

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icanrelateto:

Follow this cool blog for more awesome on you dash!

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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"if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

- one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via mythoughtsarestars)

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pauvre-magicien:

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